Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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I absolutely loved this book. I listened to the audio, and the performance was spot-on. I expected no less from Jeff Hays, and boy does he have a great time reading this interesting and funny tale. With the train always full, my preferred spot is standing between the rows of seated passengers, ready to pounce if someone gets off. John Wood usually stands by the doors, leaning casually against the glass – the perfect spot for me to cast lustful glances his way. I notice every little detail – his full lips, the way his dark hair curls over the collar of his shirt, a glimpse of cobalt-blue silk suit lining. I thought the way the mimic was written was positively hilarious! I've never heard a story told from a mimic's stand point, but the fact it's a stupid box made for a lot of great moments. None of which is likely to happen, of course. Not while I'm too shy even to catch his eye. There's no reason to assume today will be any different. As we reach St John's Wood, I see him standing there as usual, examining the toe of a scuffed brown brogue. As usual, I smile, before straightening my face as he slides into the carriage. Then... a distinctly unusual wave of panic as, instead of taking up his usual position, JW strides towards me.

A very entertaining central conceit starts out well and the first couple of hours were fun takes on RPGs and their fandom and highly enjoyable. Yeah... and I'm a huge fan of Daisy Finds Love In Manhattan," JW grins, nodding at my Kindle as I blush my reddest yet. So much for my dignity. Careful," JW laughs as I stumble towards him, my legs barely able to keep me upright. I'm grateful, then, for the swaying of the train – the perfect excuse to disguise the fact that I'm melting inside, lust gripping my mind and body. Style - Easy on the eye. Just please, pay attention to what you are reading. There are a lot of clever jokes, it would be a pity if you miss some of them.This is a great, innovative new type of storytelling – that from the side of a monster protagonist. He’s more than just an antihero, he’s a certified, evil, people eating, gold grabbing, demon rising monstrosity – that you can’t help but route for. Prepare for having the meaning of the words ‘shinny’ and ‘tasty’ change forever in your eyes. This is a very different type of story told from the perspective of a greedy, evil, man-eating monster, and you can't help cheer for him along the way. Boxy is the funniest, most uncomplicated-complex character I've ever read, and as he… Unfortunately the book then takes a turn for the distasteful with copious sexism and misogyny. Given the title of the book and cover I was expecting, and indeed looking forward to, a good selection of silly puns, juvenile humour and the like, but regretfully the writing strayed beyond lighthearted fun and into gratuitous and creepy - one particular section was so deeply unpleasant I decided I had no choice but to stop listening. Forty-five minutes later, I'm in an ambulance, swinging into the entrance of a hospital. "JW was right," I think glumly, looking at what's left of the mangled heel of my favourite Prada stilettos. "The tube is no place for high fashion." Grammar - Nothing to say here. Any spelling or grammar errors are minor enough that they amount to stylistic things or attempts to inject accents into the writing, like when a Southerner says "Y'all."

Something like that," JW replies, his mouth twisting into a seriously sexy sideways smile. My mind refusing to keep things clean, I wonder if slowly shedding my clothes in front of him might produce a similar reaction. My thoughts carry on wandering in an entirely unsuitable direction until JW suddenly nudges me. Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures! Robin Morningwood Adventure will hide no more secrets from you, because we reveal absolutely everythingyou need to know to finish the game 100%. We also share some game development storiesthroughout the book, and tell you about the inspiration for the game designand the art. Moving on with the review, what's there for me to say? I find this novel to be close to perfection. The theme really resonates with me, I like the ecchi scenes, I like the serious scenes, I'm captivated by the tension build-ups. The novel is very well writen, so much that I find it quite hard to think of the author as an amateur writer, I mean this guy must definitely have an editor or two who not only correct grammar but edit the story itself, I mean how can this be done by one person at the speed that it releases? As you can see from my review I'm very amazed.Maybe there will be a change later on, but your MC is just a mindless eating machine with no morals. There really isn't any humor, imo. If that's your jam, go for it. Or rather, I know all too well who I might meet – another reason I always dress to impress. I've been fantasising about John Wood for months now. Every morning on my journey to work, I reach the platform at Swiss Cottage at 8.30am on the dot. It's about the rise of a weak character to a killing machine in essence. Old trope sure but with a few twists. There is sex, greed, manipulation, deception, sexisism and murder however as the main character is asexual and amoral these are done by side and minor characters allowing for a completely different way of telling these types of stories. I feel awful for reading as long as I did and sullied by the fact that I was regularly horny while reading. I quit when the MC rapes an ally, someone childlike, who he was training and who was relying on him to survive. Didnt even do it for any personal pleasure, just to level a skill an insubstantial amount. Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

You want to be careful," JW grins, nodding at my red stilettos as I ungracefully regain my balance. "You'll break an ankle in those."As we both shudder and gasp, the waves gradually subside, delicious ripples flowing through my entire body. As our breathing slows, we stare at each other like we can't quite believe what we've found.